This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
clip from the brand new oreo commercial
so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
Parents: How was class?
Me: Pretty classy
Oh my god
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OOOOOOOMGGGG
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
A fortune cookie came with my dinner today, and this was my fortune
THIS IS A SIGN
IF YOUR SHIP WONT HAPPEN
MAKE IT HAPPEN